A suspicious package which led to an RAF parade being cancelled in Lincolnshire, has turned out to be a phone box air freshener.
A bomb disposal team exploded the black BT device, which was spotted in the red telephone box in Market Place, Boston, by a worried member of the public.
My favorite part is this:
A spokesman for Lincolnshire Police said: "We had no idea what it was, it was something we'd never encountered before."
Never encountered an air freshener before? Remind me to stay out of their police cars.